my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him
can you eat the razor
when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with
"Advice? Keep a good head and always a carry a lightbulb." -Bob Dylan
you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.